maigh

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I can't touch my toes, I'm a low talker and I'm mostly blind in my left eye. I despise mimes but love pirates and ninjas. I am in fact skilled in the ninja arts, having once split a mans sternum with my foot (true story). I am also a master of the ancient art of rochambeau. I like poetry, long walks on the beach, kicking people in the nuts and gluing live chickens to Joe.