Doug Benson At The Moore Theater – 4/18/2009

Doug Benson, who you may know from NBC’s Last Comic Standing, VH1’s Best Week Ever, and his own movie Super High Me, will be performing at the Moore Theater this Saturday night. A friend told me Doug is the #2 ranked pot comedian in the country. I have no idea who #1 would be though. All I know is he is funny as hell. You can even follow his antics via his Twitter profile.

Show details:
STG Presents
Doug Benson
Special Guest: Graham Ellwood

Like usual, we have 2 tickets to give away for this show. In the spirit of comedy, if you want the tickets you have to tell us a joke. Leave the joke in the comments and I’ll be picking the one that made me laugh the hardest as the winner Doug himself will be picking the winner!! Please limit your joke submissions to 3 and please keep them public friendly. Jokes that I feel cross the line (racist ones, as an example) will be deleted. Ready? Go!

6 Comments so far

  1. sprizee on April 14th, 2009 @ 1:49 pm

    Oh I wish I could take credit for this one. But, you know, like most things in life, someone thought of it before me.

    Knock knock!
    Who’s there?
    9/11 who?

  2. sarasue on April 14th, 2009 @ 6:33 pm

    Whats brown & sticky?
    A stick!

  3. mfm24 on April 15th, 2009 @ 12:26 pm

    What’s E.T. short for?

    He’s only got little legs.

  4. sarasue on April 15th, 2009 @ 6:38 pm

    A man walked into a bar…

    …and said ouch!

  5. sprizee on April 16th, 2009 @ 11:18 am

    Who’s your favorite flavor of hypocrite? Mine’s people who don’t believe in evolution but love antibiotic.

    "Hey, why don’t you just pray for God to take care of that root canal? I’ll tell you why: Because God didn’t go to dental school, because dental schools don’t admit people who DON’T EXIST."

  6. Shawn (shawn) on April 16th, 2009 @ 3:00 pm

    Alright! Doug has picked and mfm24 is the winner! Please email me at slightlynorth AT gmail DOT com to claim your tickets!

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