Muffin Heist

It is my friend’s birthday today, and he went to work at Microsoft planning to treat himself to a chocolate muffin for breakfast. There were no muffins. He went to the woman behind the counter, to see if they had perhaps hidden some for safekeeping. Maybe just in case someone had a birthday or something.

No, he was told. The Muffin Man had been robbed. The Muffin Truck has been stolen. The entire Microsoft campus, today, is muffinless.

Muffin Thieves are an abomination, especially when they strike on birthdays.

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