Twice Sold Tales on Capitol Hill is protesting the smoking ban initiative with the usual sarcasm. On the window:

Get ready for you post-election blues – SMOKERS! Get your pre-emptive sign now! Ward off those long discussions with non-smokers!!!

[Sign with string to hang around your neck.]
I AM twenty-five feet from the door!
(if you don’t believe me, call 911)

Only 5 dollars!