sinking to new lows: the enumclaw horse video

an entirely different kind of man-horse love, photo via snopes (ed was no zebra)

old school acceptable man-horse love, photo via snopes (ed was no zebra)


What modern summer would be complete without a scandalous internet sex tape? Well, call this year complete. A member of the Seattle LiveJournal community claims to have found footage [lj] from the Enumclaw Horse Sex Incident that resulted in a man’s death, a horse’s humiliation, and a general sense of nausea across Western Washington. [mb]

Whether the video is the incident or an incident remains unclear. Like the Paris Hilton and Fred Durst tapes before it, this one is cheaply made, not safe for work, and will leave watchers desperately wishing that they hadn’t let their curiosity get the better of them and taking several hot showers to scrub away the horror.

Really. You don’t want to watch it. I’m just posting about it in case it’s like the cursed video in the Ring.

(More incredibly NSFWage on this [encyclopedia dramatica])

24 Comments so far

  1. Ms. Aquino (unregistered) on August 11th, 2005 @ 11:17 am

    Hopefully it’s just another urban legend. Eeew.


  2. josh (unregistered) on August 11th, 2005 @ 11:33 am

    well. it’s a real video of a horse having sex with a man. somehow, I doubt that it’s the actual video from the enumclaw incident because it appears that there’s an accomplice that wasn’t mentioned in the original reporting.


  3. HorseHelper (unregistered) on August 14th, 2005 @ 7:58 pm

    Hey there Josh,, I didn’t see the link to the video clip anywhere?? It get nuked?? What was it called?? HH


  4. josh (unregistered) on August 15th, 2005 @ 10:49 am

    the link to the video is on the livejournal entry, http://jameth.whatthefuck.com/aug2005/horse.wmv


  5. Jim Treacher (unregistered) on August 21st, 2005 @ 10:20 pm

    “well. it’s a real video of a horse having sex with a man. somehow, I doubt that it’s the actual video from the enumclaw incident because it appears that there’s an accomplice that wasn’t mentioned in the original reporting.”

    I’m no expert, but how would one manage such a feat WITHOUT an accomplice?


  6. josh (unregistered) on August 23rd, 2005 @ 4:50 pm

    Jim: I guess you’re right. I just didn’t remember any accomplices being mentioned when there was talk of criminal charges.


  7. Curt (unregistered) on August 24th, 2005 @ 9:47 pm

    Geeze! I bet that is the real video.. That would pulverize the guy’s insides. The 45 year old guy that was killed was driven to the hospital and dropped off by an acomplice (that was reported in the newspaper). What was this guy thinking?


  8. josh (unregistered) on August 24th, 2005 @ 9:58 pm

    Curt: you’re right. how could I forget about the accomplice who took him to the hospital? I guess I must have been trying to forget the whole thing.

    In a way, I hope it is the real video. Because if it isn’t, it means that there are lots of horse-on-man sex videos on the internet. Which means even more horse-on-man sex in real life. I’d rather just pretend that it was a one time occurrence.


  9. jon (unregistered) on August 26th, 2005 @ 2:05 pm

    yeah, i would also say don’t watch it (i haven’t seen it) — i made the mistake once with a suicide video.

    freaked me the hellout.


  10. disgusted (unregistered) on August 27th, 2005 @ 7:57 am

    that is the most vile thing i wish to have never seen!!


  11. John (unregistered) on August 27th, 2005 @ 11:00 pm

    for a supposed video of someone dying, the guy doesn’t seem to be making close-to-dying sounds or any cries or anything, just some suppressed grunts of pain and a few painful sighs at the end.

    although, it seems like fucking a horse could likely kill you if you don’t use a great amount of caution.

    i saw that video on a website that hosted other videos of men having sex with horses. i wasn’t sure if it was the same men or the same horses. who knows.

    gross.


  12. Jim Treacher (unregistered) on August 28th, 2005 @ 8:42 pm

    “I guess you’re right. I just didn’t remember any accomplices being mentioned when there was talk of criminal charges.”

    Apparently because no state law was broken. I definitely think the guy who guided the horse onto him should be arrested. After all, he’s the one who pulled the Trigger.


  13. THAT WAS SO NASTY (unregistered) on September 6th, 2005 @ 9:00 am

    That was the most hurtful video i have ever seen. Usually i can watch videos of death, dismeburment, murder, etc… I am a morbid person of sorts. However I could hardly keep my eyes on it, and once it was over i immediately shift + delete on that file. Oh My Gosh. How could a man or a woman take such a beating as that for a few strokes. That was just insane


  14. josh (unregistered) on September 6th, 2005 @ 11:05 am

    don’t say I didn’t warn you!


  15. eli (unregistered) on September 14th, 2005 @ 9:27 pm

    I was trying to find the video for a friend. Can’t seem to find it anyplace.


  16. Reilly (unregistered) on November 9th, 2005 @ 9:36 pm

    Oh no! After seeing that, I need to go to Church and have Jesus cleanse me. Oh, hallelujah Lord Jeebus! Help my virgin eyes be clean and clear again, after seeing horse-butt-sex. I feel so satanic now. Lord, help me heal, I pray to you Jeebus, help cleanse me!
    Christ, get a grip.


  17. BobbyHacker (unregistered) on November 11th, 2005 @ 1:20 am

    No, thats not it. I saw that one about a year ago…


  18. Mr. Hands (unregistered) on November 16th, 2005 @ 7:52 am

    The problem with that video is that it’s the same guy and the same horse, just an earlier taping. He came back later to do it again, but the horse went in at too hard an angle too fast. Damn shame that the guy didn’t go to the hospital when he was told to and waited so long they had to drive him there against his wishes. But then again.. How do would you explain something like that anyways!?!

    And here’s a random bit of information. The horse’s name is Strut. He’s been in a few vids.


  19. Eochaide (unregistered) on November 30th, 2005 @ 10:11 am

    Hmm…can’t seem to find this video anywhere. Guess they’ve taken it down. Can someone send me a link?


  20. barton fink (unregistered) on December 12th, 2005 @ 1:48 pm

    In terms of forensic work, I find that I don’t have the strength to analyze horse-butt-sex videos for clues that would indicate the (1) time, (2) location, or (3) perpetrators involved. Plus I would have to learn more. Are there, for instance, special signs that only Enumclaw bestiality barns have? A logo? Special slang?


  21. look at this guy! (unregistered) on January 7th, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

    someone seems rather intrigued!


  22. Former Friend (unregistered) on February 4th, 2006 @ 11:40 pm

    This guy was a co-worker and I never suspected that he was into that. He was a VERY intelligent person who held at least 1 patent in low observable (LO) antenna design. Regardless of his obsesions, he was a brilliant mind and a very nice guy. Not to mention, he made close to $100K a year. I feel for his on though. Hi son lives with his mother in Las Vegas and has to live the rest of his life fighting the demons in his father’s demise.


  23. HorseHelper (unregistered) on February 14th, 2006 @ 9:46 pm

    Say Mr. Hands:, Nope,, you missed on that one too. The stallion named Strut, has never done anything, like what you saw in that alleged video, with the deceased. HH


  24. keith (unregistered) on February 26th, 2006 @ 12:43 pm

    where’s the horse vidio?…



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