department of newsprint-smudged fingers
In this, the latest installation of Local Newspaper Watch, we highlight two case studies in journalism excellence:
- We begin with the UW Daily which leads with this shocking headline, “Alternative sexuality in Greek life often kept in closet” [#].
Go figure. - In the much anticipated follow-up to Stranger Sellout Watch, this week’s issue is dedicated to the narcissism of Seattle’s own Ben Exworthy [thestranger]. By the close of the fundraiser, he’d spent $12,000 to buy all of the editorial content on the auction block. As a tribute to his eBay ambition, or perhaps as a way of giving the staff a little time off, the editors turned much of the paper over to him. I wonder if it feesl like that scene in Being John Malkovich when Malkovich goes through the little door on the 7 1/2 floor.
- There is no item three. We really don’t have that much time to read newspapers.
The funny thing to me is that he actually lives in Tacoma, not Seattle. The stuff he wrote/commissioned for the issue is actually pretty funny though, and all the standard news columns are still in tact, so I think it’s all a good joke.