Seattle Metblogs » random http://seattle.metblogs.com Sat, 28 Aug 2010 19:02:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 And now, the solution to the Case Of The Mysterious New Author And Her Produce Lust http://seattle.metblogs.com/2008/03/29/and-now-the-solution-to-the-case-of-the-mysterious-new-author-and-her-produce-lust/ http://seattle.metblogs.com/2008/03/29/and-now-the-solution-to-the-case-of-the-mysterious-new-author-and-her-produce-lust/#comments Sat, 29 Mar 2008 17:35:10 +0000 Dylan http://seattle.metblogs.com/2008/03/29/and-now-the-solution-to-the-case-of-the-mysterious-new-author-and-her-produce-lust/

Solution:
Barrie referred to SPUD as a CSA, when it is clearly not a CSA but a food-delivery service. She also could not have seen the SPUD website as the web had not been invented when the Encyclopedia Brown books were published. Finally, Erica C. Barnett commented on the post, which is impossible as she never reads Metblogs, only pro-Hillary websites.

When confronted with this, Barrie admitted she was put up to this by Bugs Meany, who was using the alias “Sean Bonner” to make everyone’s lives miserable. The stolen bicycle was returned. Also, Sally Kimball is a lesbian, but you knew that already if you read The Case Of The Girl Sally Was Totally Hot For But Didn’t Know How To Come Out About It Without Breaking Encyclopedia Brown’s Heart And Oh Bugs Meany Stole Some Comic Books But That’s A Total MacGuffin I Mean Come On Being A Tomboy But Always Able To Pick Out The Etiquette Mistakes Doesn’t That Scream “I’m Going To Get A Civil Union And A Subaru The Moment I Turn 18″ To You?

If this is totally non sequitur to you (and it should be), blame Wesa and Ryan for making me post this piece of an e-mail conversation yesterday.

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