jargon watch : trespassing
old school acceptable man-horse love, photo via snopes (ed was no zebra)
There’s a new development regarding this summer’s horrifying Enumclaw Horse Sex Incident [Ed: a great band name, yours for the taking], namely the filing of misdemeanor charges. While bestiality is too legal in our state and the still anonymous recipient of the horse sex is too dead to be charged with anything, the authorities managed to find a way to make aiding and abetting a horse-on-man love session punishable by law.
Because the EHSI took place in a neighbor’s barn the police have charged James Tait, the evening’s madam of sorts, with criminal trespassing [seattletimes]. I’m have a feeling that “no trespassing” will soon spread like wildfire as polite shorthand for “I’m just not into being sodomized by a large mammal.”
“I’m just not into being sodomized by a large mammal.”
So technically, then, I wasn’t dumped. I was cited for trespassing?
I think you’ve got the hang of it!