Comments on: Doug Benson At The Moore Theater – 4/18/2009 http://seattle.metblogs.com/2009/04/14/doug-benson-at-the-moore-theater-4182009/ Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:15:38 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 hourly 1 By: Shawn http://seattle.metblogs.com/2009/04/14/doug-benson-at-the-moore-theater-4182009/comment-page-1/#comment-17567 Shawn Thu, 16 Apr 2009 22:00:16 +0000 http://seattle.metblogs.com/?p=10311#comment-17567 Alright! Doug has picked and mfm24 is the winner! Please email me at slightlynorth AT gmail DOT com to claim your tickets! Alright! Doug has picked and mfm24 is the winner! Please email me at slightlynorth AT gmail DOT com to claim your tickets!

]]> By: sprizee http://seattle.metblogs.com/2009/04/14/doug-benson-at-the-moore-theater-4182009/comment-page-1/#comment-17564 sprizee Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:18:17 +0000 http://seattle.metblogs.com/?p=10311#comment-17564 Who's your favorite flavor of hypocrite? Mine's people who don't believe in evolution but love antibiotic. "Hey, why don't you just pray for God to take care of that root canal? I'll tell you why: Because God didn't go to dental school, because dental schools don't admit people who DON'T EXIST." Who’s your favorite flavor of hypocrite? Mine’s people who don’t believe in evolution but love antibiotic.

"Hey, why don’t you just pray for God to take care of that root canal? I’ll tell you why: Because God didn’t go to dental school, because dental schools don’t admit people who DON’T EXIST."

]]> By: sarasue http://seattle.metblogs.com/2009/04/14/doug-benson-at-the-moore-theater-4182009/comment-page-1/#comment-17559 sarasue Thu, 16 Apr 2009 01:38:48 +0000 http://seattle.metblogs.com/?p=10311#comment-17559 A man walked into a bar... ...and said ouch! A man walked into a bar…

…and said ouch!

]]> By: mfm24 http://seattle.metblogs.com/2009/04/14/doug-benson-at-the-moore-theater-4182009/comment-page-1/#comment-17558 mfm24 Wed, 15 Apr 2009 19:26:38 +0000 http://seattle.metblogs.com/?p=10311#comment-17558 What's E.T. short for? He's only got little legs. What’s E.T. short for?

He’s only got little legs.

]]> By: sarasue http://seattle.metblogs.com/2009/04/14/doug-benson-at-the-moore-theater-4182009/comment-page-1/#comment-17556 sarasue Wed, 15 Apr 2009 01:33:32 +0000 http://seattle.metblogs.com/?p=10311#comment-17556 Whats brown & sticky? A stick! Whats brown & sticky?
A stick!

]]> By: sprizee http://seattle.metblogs.com/2009/04/14/doug-benson-at-the-moore-theater-4182009/comment-page-1/#comment-17555 sprizee Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:49:18 +0000 http://seattle.metblogs.com/?p=10311#comment-17555 Oh I wish I could take credit for this one. But, you know, like most things in life, someone thought of it before me. Knock knock! Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET! Oh I wish I could take credit for this one. But, you know, like most things in life, someone thought of it before me.

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
YOU SAID YOU’D NEVER FORGET!

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