Go! Hurry! Now!
Macy’s and Nordstrom’s are giving away cosmetics from Clinique and Estee Lauder (there were a bunch more vendors yesterday, but it’s a while supplies last kind of thing). Apparently there’s a lawsuit settlement thingy, and all you have to do is wait on a 5 minute line, sign a fake name and get your full-sized moisturizer or anti-aging night cream. It’s that easy. No gimmicks. No getting a shitty makeover. Just go right now because there aren’t a lot of products left.
You’re welcome.
P.S. I’m not really promoting you do anything illegal. The site states that you have to have purchased one of their products from 1994-2003 (which I had, and most likely you have too). Please don’t really use a fake name.


I’m actually one of the claimants in the suit, and I’m kind of annoyed that people are doing this.
I think it’s probably a very bad idea to encourage readers to do something illegal for a free tube of face cream.