This question was uttered by the patron in front of me as I was almost at the front of a long line at a crowded bar. Not only did I consider the query a sign of the apocalypse, but I also knew that I just needed a simple beer poured for me, and I was stuck behind someone who wanted a time-consuming, muddled drink for her and everybody at her damn table.

Fortunately at the Tractor Tavern ^[1] in Ballard, there is nary a muddler. In fact, they even have their anti-muddling stance clearly spelled out over the bar:
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Thank you, Tractor, for keeping the line moving and the drinks simple. Is there any other bar taking a stand against muddling?