The high tech space toilets that the city has been trying to sell off on ebay never sold, because apparently no one wanted to pay a minimum of $89,000 for used toilets that were frequently filled with drug users, hookers, and sometimes both at once [PI]. I know, it’s shocking. We paid $5 million for them a few years ago, and now you can get them new for around $200,000, without the layer of gross soggy debris on the floor.

They’re back on the market now, priced to move–the lowest bid right now is for the one from the Market, at $898.88 [ebay]. So far, people are willing to pay the most for the Waterfront toilet, which is at $1,713.88. You’ve got about a week left, so get your bids in eventually, because no one wants to miss a chance to buy the automatic toilet of their dreams for cheap.