The M’s vs. The Gays

Lesbian says she and her partner were tossed from Safeco Field because they kissed, violating the Mariners “code of conduct” against “displays of affection not appropriate in a public, family setting.”

And yet, that drunk Red Sox fan in front of me on Monday who stood for an entire inning piss-drunk and showing off her coin slot? She gets to stay.

And also, we can’t subject our poor sensitive childrens’ eyes to the thought of a same-sex couple sharing a smooch, but yet we allow them to watch Jose “slugging .349” Vidro and Richie “batting .200” Sexson anchor the worst offense money can buy? Or a team with a total salary of $110M yet is on pace for a mere 55 wins?

Clearly, the Mariners’ priorities are wrong. I’d rather be explaining to my daughter why those two women are making out than why the M’s spent $44M on Carlos Silva to throw batting practice fastballs.

3 Comments so far

  1. jessejb on May 29th, 2008 @ 4:10 pm

    M’s games are made for white bread SUV families from Sammamish with kids in GAP hats now anyways. Dont even go.

  2. biggreenmonster on May 29th, 2008 @ 5:09 pm

    Her credibility is greatly undermined by the fact that she was a contestant on the network’s reality TV show "A Shot At Love 2 With Tila Tequila."

    I’m willing to bet that she was actually grinding on her girlfriend while rubbing Garlic Fry juice on her nipples and slipping a Cod Dog down her pants.

  3. keepitmovin on May 30th, 2008 @ 10:19 am

    I was there, it was not that big of a deal.

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