_{you’re a sexy little thing, aren’t you? where’d you get that ink? got any more you want to show me? er… photo by anabananasplit [flickr]}

Josh and his In Other Blogs is heading to Sasquatch for the weekend and I wanted to make sure this important information was passed along. Via our neighbors to the south at the TNT’s Grit City (also, I’m told, from this morning’s Adam Corrolla Show) comes a story out of the UK’s Daily Telegraph of a Washington man, Edward Smith, and his lust for cars. No really, his lust for cars. He claims to have had sex with over 1,000 of them — most he didn’t own himself. In other words, however unlikely it may be, it’s possible your car isn’t a virgin.

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

“Maybe I’m a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it’s just wonderful.”

By the way, Edward’s predilection for automobiles falls under the category of mechaphilia. You can Google that for yourself.