This will surely be pulled so click while you can [eBay].

Here is your chance to lay claim to a future piece of NBA lore. The winner of this auction can select the curse of his or her choice to be saddled on the Sonics should they be hijacked to Oklahoma. The Chicago Cubs curse of the billy goat has lasted since 1945 and Billy Sianis, the tavern owner who created it, will forever be part of baseball legend. Should the Sonics be wrested from the Pacific Northwest after a lengthy and costly (hopefully) court battle, applying a dooming curse to the two-faced, lying rat Clay Bennett would be a perfect parting gift. Unfortunately, ‘the curse of the little bastard’ has already been spoken for, being named after the car that James Dean was driving when he crashed and died.

The listing even offers a few ’starter curses’ including:

The “Home on the Range” Curse: The Oklahoma team will forever be saddled as the laughing stock of the league, as any player of superstar status will at their first opportunity sidestep signing where the Buffalo play, instead choosing to mosie over to a larger market, like say for instance, uh, anywhere else.

Happy Bidding.