Every day this week someone on the bus or gym is coughing right on me. Friends are all complaining about the same itchy throat turns into fever thing. It’s even worse at the workplace, where everyone comes in sniffling and crying about being so sick and yet they keep coming to work because fuck man, we gots to get paid.

Apparently no one is reading the signs on the proper way to keep their stinkin’ germs at bay.

So, to any Seattlers who are sick, please do me a favor, will ya? Leave your grubby self at home. And if you can’t, then the rest of us should prepare for the worst because these nasty little germs are everywhere.