There are only four things I know about baseball. 

1)  Once a year, in Seattle, they have something called Stitch ’N’ Pitch. This is basically when a bunch of crazy knitters like myself get to see a game whilst knitting toaster cozies and pet pretty alpaca yarn, which if you’re lucky, will be on sale.

2) Today is Opening Day.

 3) It’s a safe bet, if you’re driving anywhere near Safeco today or any baseball playing day you’ll be shit out of luck until about 10pm.

4) Last week, my boyfriend was up until 5am putting his “draft” together. I will never in my life understand what this is and why people do this.

Anyone else pumped about America’s Favorite Pastime? Shout out…