Why I hate West Seattle Blog
Let me start out by apologizing to Dylan for taking over as Cranky Spice, but I have reached a limit here!
Okay, so I have put up with their Big Brother like knowledge of everything and anything that is going on over on the west side of town for quite a while now. So much so that I’ve given up trying to scoop them on any news that may happen in my neighborhood. I do have a job and all. But come on! Posting news and pictures of the alley behind my house? [#] That’s just too far! What’s next? Important news breaks from inside my apartment? I mean seriously, I half expected to learn that my neighbor is moving out from my RSS feeder instead of from her directly.
If we had an Enemies of list, West Seattle Blog, you would be on it!
At least WSB earns it. Imagine being MvB over at Seattlest and having to deal with http://www.capitolhillseattle.com scraping every cheap, lazy topic out of the neighborhood. MvB never gets a cheapie. Never!
Good point! If I lived in (on?) Capitol Hill, I’d hate you, too!
Hey, where ya gonna go when you wanna vent about the pothole outside your house on 35th SW? Metroblogging? I don’t think so. ;)
Well, if Bruno weren’t so large, I’d probably include him here on the site.
CRo, we are going to be at Alki tonight for the Community Council meeting and will be sure to patrol that alley afterward looking for news about you. (You live that close to the beach? We are purple with envy.) If we see anything good in the alley, like a broken tequila bottle, we can hypothesize in an obscure forum post under a pseudonym that it came from a fun party at your place. K?
Oooo, don’t tell them where in West Seattle I live!
What? That’s not mine! I swear.
Shawn, I wouldn’t dare…but I might tell them they could potentially follow you home from the Skylark…