These people are undoubtedly from Portland. Photo by npicotte [flickr].

At the Seattle / Portland hockey game [m-b]:

GO BACK TO PORTLAND YOU TREE HUGGERS!!

At the Hollywood Video on Broadway:

Clerk: Would you like to buy candy for our children’s charity?

Customer: Candy? For a children’s charity? That’s not a charity for children that’s a charity for dentists and dialysis centers! That’s the worst charity EVER!

How much for two?