An Open Letter To Seattlest
You (and that’s the Royal Editorial You I’m using there) been really cranky and pedantic lately.
May I make a suggestion?
Take the Kellogg’s All-Bran 10 Day Challenge. The 10-13g of fiber a serving will make you feel better and more regular. And being more regular will help you avoid making regrettable posts.
Just trying to help some fellow bloggers out. And by “bloggers” I mean the third person singular neuter second declension aorist form of the word “blogger.” You know, like what the New Yorker style guide says I’m supposed to use.
HTH. HAND.


a cranky post about the crankiness of another site’s posts? it’s a like the internet is melting into a moebius strip made of melted black kettles!
Cranky? No, no, no. I’m being helpful, you see. Just pointing out that their pot is a lovely shade of obsidian.