If you’ve ever wanted a box of bar towels with dancing elephants on them or a dozen leopard print flasks or “I love you” candles in bulk, get yourself down to Ballard Avenue today between 12 and 3 for Archie McPhee’s sidewalk sale.

Now, I know you’re about to ask: “But Patricia Jane, Archie McPhee had their sidewalk sale back in July, didn’t they?”

Of course they did. I even have a box of crap in my bedroom to prove it. But they decided they had so much crap that a second sidewalk sale was needed. So get their early for the best selection of crap… err… merchandise. I know I’m hoping to find the motherload of wedding favors. Hmmm, I wonder if my guests would prefer the leopard print flasks, the dancing elephants, or boxes and boxes of cocktail demons?