Cookie contest
In the world of very important contests that Seattleites are always becoming some level of finalists in, this is one of the most important: the Mrs. Fields 30th anniversary cookie contest. There are two locals in the semi-finals, one with a recipe for mocha truffle cookies and one for coconut oatmeal cookies. The votes determine the top five finalists.
I think you should vote for the mocha ones, because coconut is gross.
Coconut is not gross. Coconut is yummy. But people should vote for the mocha for cultural solidarity, maybe.