Boar-ing
You might be asking yourself, hey, those Metbloggers put up the Enumclaw horse sex video link, so why didn’t they cover the case of the dentist who played the practical joke on his employee by temporarily giving her boar’s teeth.
Well… no one ever sent us a picture. The post is only worth its bacon with a picture.
Worth its bacon? Excuse me? I am highly offended. You are infringing on my rights as a kosher-keeping Jew. Finally, your anti-semitism is fully revealed! You can’t hide anymore, Dylan. What, are you going to be looking for my horns next?
GODDAMN VEGANS ARE TAKING MY GLUTEN-FREE MAC AND CHEESE!!!!