You can’t beat our heat!
Gah. It is hot. Not just hot, but HOT. And not in a Paris Hilton [1] sorta way either, tho, frankly, a lack of undergarments makes it a bit more bearable (the heat, not Paris).
So, before I keep going, here, have some ice cream. You look like you need it. And if you’re a diabetic, well, it’s just a picture, so, lick your screen all you want.
Triple caramel threat
It is so hot (how hot is it?) KIRO-TV decided to list the cities we were surprisingly hotter than. Not that they were nice enough to post that online, so, we can’t just link to it. But really, except for being able to brag to distant (geography wise) relations about how hot it is, what use is that? It doesn’t make you feel any better. Heck, probably makes you feel worse, doesn’t it. I mean, to know that when it was 98 up here it was a nice, temperate 93 in Montgomery, Alabama, it just makes you want to say ‘The hell? It’s hotter than Alabama? Joy.’
So, let’s look at who *was* hotter than us today…
Phoenix Arizona – 108.0F
Blythe California – 109.0F
Pasco Washington – 104.0F
There, now don’t you feel all cool and chilly (forgetting that it’s now later at night and much cooler anyways)?
[1] Paris Hilton reference is a cheap attempt at humor and in no way reflects the views of Seattle Metroblogging or Patricia Jane. For hottness, I recommend (in no particular order) Katee Sackhoff, Eric Bana, Anne Hathaway, Jessica Alba, Matthew Fox, and Clive Owen.
See, now this is the kind of weather post I can get behind! Mmm…ice cream.
I’ve been meaning to tell you that I’m jealous you worked a reference to Katee Sackhoff into a post. She might be my favorite person in the world [that I've never met].
Heh. Well, now my mission on MetBlogs is to mention her more often.
Katee Sackhoff is Hot!
Katee Sackhoff is Hot!
Katee Sackhoff is Hot!