I’m having a slight heart attack. Breath. In. And. Out. Count. To. Ten.

As part of my weekly skim-The-Stranger ritual, I realized that my favorite column, I Anonymous is mysteriously missing from the left side of the local rag’s Web site. AND I can’t find it anywhere in the Columns postings or anywhere else, for that matter. Granted, I don’t have a hard copy of the newspaper in front of me right now, but you better believe it’ll be the first stop on my way home to make sure they didn’t do away with pretty much the only thing I consistently read in The Stranger.

I LOVE the crass, weekly rants about bull sh!t stuff people do…one time, I laughed so hard about a guy who saw someone masturbating on the freeway that I cut it out and hung it on my fridge. Nothing like reading that with your Cheerios in the morning to get your day off to the right start.

Oh dear, I Anonymous. Has The Stranger done away with you?