Strangest sight of the past few weeks for me: Tulips are sprouting right in front of the I-5 south offramp to NE 50th. And by “right in front of,” I mean in the corner of the triangle where the offramp splits off. Who snuck out there and planted them, I wonder.

(I would have a picture, but some U District drugheads broke into my car and swiped my camera. Enjoy it, punks, while you’re spending all that pawn shop cash on your upcoming heroin OD in some cold Ave alley.)