I guess there’s something to be said about the failure of the American education system: A man in Whidbey island has pleaded guilty to convincing a young girl to come have sex with him, a plan that was foiled when the girl went to the wrong Washington [P-I]. She showed up in Washington, D.C. and the airport police there called the FBI and, presumably, her parents.

Creepy Whidbey Island guy could face up to 30 years in jail. On top of being a potential child molestor he also left the state during his investigation and admitted to using meth.