The Modern Peril
Overheard in the Greenwood Safeway on Saturday:
“I’m flying tomorrow and I don’t get these new rules… I need my bottle of water! Do I have to get it on the plane? Does it have to be ‘airline-approved?’ And what about my contact solution? I can’t bring that….”
“AND WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KINDS OF SALAD DRESSING?”
Maybe you have to be there. I had to go to another aisle to laugh my head off.

