wardens with candy : middle school teachers are so last century
It’s not quite a middle school teacher shacking up with her underage pupil or a man getting fucked to death by a horse, but it’s time for another creepy Seattle sex scandal. Don’t worry, animal lovers, rather than another equine encounter, this one is of the inappropriate power dynamic genre.
The P-I reports [#] that yet another authority figure has succumbed to the temptation of having sex with her young charges. Juvenile detention center guard Lydia Korolak has been accused of using threats, favors, and candy to get seventeen-year-old detainees into her pants.
Among the litany of depressing allegations and icky details, the closing sentence of the article is remarkable for its sad and delusional desperation:
Korolak asked him to be her boyfriend and said she would kick her mother out of the condominium they shared if he would move in with her. [p-i]
Why does it seem like Ms. Korolak should be played by “Trudy Wiegel” [comedycentral] in the inevitable television movie?
Maybe I’m misremembering this, but I think of the specifics — 17 year old with possible judgment/impulse control issues is offered a little conjugal relief by a 30 year old who is supposed to be his minder — and I have a hard time suppressing a giggle at the phrase “under duress.” [cue a riff on Van Halen -- "Hot for Jailer"]
Not that I don’t think the whole thing is wrong, far from it, but the thought of a 17 year old boy saying “No, thank you” to a midnight visit from the sex fairy is hard to imagine.
I tend to agree with you, Paul. But there’s the part about her bribing the teens with candy that makes the whole thing all the more strange. Or maybe the dude just wasn’t into older wardens.
I’m trying to figure out how I can work the phrase “midnight visits from the sex fairy” into conversation, but I just can’t see a way unless I move to Denver.
Which is too bad, really, because everytime I think it it makes me giggle.
wardens with candy
Damnit, you beat me to the title…
How do I get a hold of Lydia.?
How could ANY red blooded male pass this up.?
PIG?.. sure.. WHORE?.. Yep she sure was..
go for it..Thats what I call serving time!