A lady in Bellevue woke up extra early this morning to watch some World Cup and found an alleged murderer hiding in her guest room [kiro]. I prefer to go searching for killers after breakfast, but some people are overachievers. She noticed her dog acting funny in front of the closed door of a spare room, and “When [she] opened the door and looked inside, she saw that the bed looked as if someone had been sleeping in it. She then saw the shoulder of the person who had been sleeping there, hiding behind a closet door.”

She thinks he crawled on the roof and through the window last night. Understandably, the thought of the guy in her house all that time kind of freaks her out. After she found him she ran outside and flagged down a police car, who summoned a SWAT team, who stormed the house. I don’t know what the bad guy was doing all of this time, because he certainly wasn’t sneaking back out the same window he came in. He was probably hiding behind the closet door with his eyes closed, muttering to himself about how he would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for that meddling old lady and her pesky dog.