06/06/06
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it is in fact June 6, 2006 – 06/06/06. If you haven’t started praying for salvation yet, TOO FLIPPING LATE, unless of course you’re Catholic, mainstream Protestant, Eastern Orthodox, Buddhist, Jewish, Muslim, Hindu, Mormon, Rastafarian, Pastafarian, pagan, atheistic, agnostic, pantheistic, or simply don’t give a damn.
Well I, for one, welcome our new Apocalyptic Overlord. I’d like to remind him that as a member of a trusted blogging organization, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in eternal hellfire. Plus, my fellow Metroblogger Samantha can find you some great brides. Want to be a Bride of Satan or a wedding attendee? Just show up at Volunteer Park at 6:06 PM, right by the ampitheatre, in your best wedding finery. Bring food and/or things to make music with, or the materials for croquet or lawn golf.
Here is my favorite Day Of The Beast story thus far, from merrie olde England by way of BBC News:
A woman born weighing 6lbs 6oz on 6 June at 0600 BST, and who is 66 on 6/6/06, is refusing to drive on her birthday to help avoid accidents.
Have a great day, and try to avoid any numerological catastrophes.


Thank you for the welcome, but hello? Not a “him.” You shall suffer for this oversight.