What women want
What do women want? According to the Seattle P-I’s annoying puff piece on the Northwest Women’s Show (happening at Qwest Field this weekend), women want to deck themselves out in bling and fake hair, learn how to do a striptease, get Brazilian waxes, and feel up Alaskan bachelors in the hopes of snagging a husband.
OK then.



Dang… I was basing my whole approach to woman on those premises. I’m screwed.