Too lazy to read through all of the Valentines in the Stranger when all you care about are the ones that are be about you? Behold the power of the Valentine Search-o-Matic, this year at monozygotic.org!

monozygotic.com/joe/valentines/

Ode to a city ♥ ♥; Dear Seattle, I love you. And I don’t care what that dirty bitch said! I would never cheat on you with Olympia. I mean really, show a little taste…

People of Seattle ♥ ♥ The lady with the walker thanks all the people who have helped her across the street, in their kind and subtle ways. You are my Valentines. Phyllis.

This year’s model includes both the ones published in the paper [#] as well the ones that got cut due to limited space [#]. Aside from ego-boosting, this is a useful tool to use in case you somehow forgot to send a note to your special someone. Search for something cryptic enough to have possibly been for them or from you and start fabricating away!

(Many thanks to Joe [lj] for bringing this online for another year of searching fun. )

p.s. although none of the pictures are labeled with a category, it seems that you thought that the campaign to get a seattle’s sexiest blogger into the photoshoot [stranger] was a joke? maybe next time.