I grew up in Florida, not too far away from Sea World, which had a seafood restaurant. I always found that really, really disturbing, because I worried that what people were eating was a fish that hadn’t been doing a very good job. If one didn’t perform well enough, they’d make it into a fishburger as an example to others.

But if the idea of eating critters in the presence of other critters doesn’t disturb you at all, then maybe you should head over to the Woodland Park Zoo for Thanksgiving. They’re having a Thanksgiving buffet starting at 11:00 a.m. on Thursday:

“Tear into a feast of carved turkey and ham with all the traditional fixins