From the Lost Pet Archives: ???
Boy, someone sure isn’t very happy with their ex-girlfriend.
Walking to work this morning, I discovered that my neighborhood had been plastered with this sign (face and name obliterated to protect the innocent-until-proven-guilty). I had my trusty camera with me and couldn’t resist taking a picture. Walking back home tonight, I noticed that most of the posters had been torn down, with a few still remaining on Olive and along Bellevue.
The text reads:
Breed: Cheating Slut
Answers To: XXX
Likes: To lick men or women
Last Seen: Being a parasite posing as a princess
If Found: Don’t trust her, don’t believe her, don’t date her or she’ll cheat on you like she has done to so many other people!”
Not too surprisingly, there’s no mention of a reward.
that’s hilarious and completely awful at the same time.
I’m a horrible, horrible person… I completely and utterly agree with Josh (especially about the hilarious part).
It’s really funny until you remember that there’s a person who that was written about, and they’re probably mortified (and mad).
Wow, I can’t help but feel they’re BOTH better off not being together.