From the Lost Pet Archives: ???

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Boy, someone sure isn’t very happy with their ex-girlfriend.

Walking to work this morning, I discovered that my neighborhood had been plastered with this sign (face and name obliterated to protect the innocent-until-proven-guilty). I had my trusty camera with me and couldn’t resist taking a picture. Walking back home tonight, I noticed that most of the posters had been torn down, with a few still remaining on Olive and along Bellevue.

The text reads:

Breed: Cheating Slut
Answers To: XXX
Likes: To lick men or women
Last Seen: Being a parasite posing as a princess
If Found: Don’t trust her, don’t believe her, don’t date her or she’ll cheat on you like she has done to so many other people!”

Not too surprisingly, there’s no mention of a reward.

4 Comments so far

  1. josh (unregistered) on October 6th, 2005 @ 9:38 pm

    that’s hilarious and completely awful at the same time.


  2. Kelly (unregistered) on October 6th, 2005 @ 11:50 pm

    I’m a horrible, horrible person… I completely and utterly agree with Josh (especially about the hilarious part).


  3. Ellen (unregistered) on October 7th, 2005 @ 9:56 am

    It’s really funny until you remember that there’s a person who that was written about, and they’re probably mortified (and mad).


  4. Zee (unregistered) on October 8th, 2005 @ 2:30 pm

    Wow, I can’t help but feel they’re BOTH better off not being together.



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