As part of a continuing effort to occasionally bring you the best in craigslist personals, an entry from last week that may be of interest to some readers:

Domme needs Mac Comp Nerd - w4m - 25

I am a professional dominatrix who is looking to do some trade with an apple computer nerd. I have an Apple IBook g4 which starts up with “grey screen” problem and I tried the startup CDs and that didn’t work. Hopefully looking for someone who had an IBook G4 already (who has the CDs) and who has a lot of experience with fixing computers. My warranty has expired and I refuse to wait in line for hours at the apple store.

Once we talk I will send you the website link which talks has my photos and talks about the dungeon I work out of. This is strictly trade only, for things which are legal for me to do to you in my dungeon. I am a dark haired, light skinned fit and busomy bombshell. Many possibilities. [craigslist]

This ad is remarkable mainly because it’s a w4m ad in the “casual encounters” section, but also because it seems way too perfectly targeted to be true (although the part about not being able to wait in line was a nice touch). If this is actually more than an attempt to collect e-mail addresses for her dungeon’s website, I hope that the dominatrix in distress was prepared to handle the flood of willing e-mail responses.

I wonder if the Mac guys made her take on a domineering Microsoft personality as part of their payback package?

(via buffoonery.org [#]; apparently Manuel didn’t make the dom’s tech support cut.)