As promised, we review the Stranger valentines [#] addressed to “Seattle.” Only three fall into the general spirit of loving the whole city. We expected a little more love, but we’ll take what we can get{

• ALL OF SEATTLE! ♥♥ You’re beautiful and I’m sorry that I ever took you for granted. I can’t wait to come back!

• TO SEATTLE ♥♥ Visited you two times this year from Vancouver and fell hard for you. Be proud of yourself and stay a blue state - Sijeka.
• SEATTLE ♥♥ 178.61 miles to kiss you on V-Day is a given. One day, the kisses will outweigh the miles. I love you, dear -PDX

And then there are those with lust in their hearts for specific subpopulations of our fair city. Interesting that the anonymous one is the more ambitious. I guess he’s hoping for the hotties to self-identify and seek him out:

• HAPPY VALENTINES ♥♥ to all of you hot little Seattle ladies. I love you and want to make love to you all.
• SEATTLE DACHSHUNDS ♥♥ You make me smile every time I see your little legs and sweet faces. I’ll love you forever. Sarah

(via evan’s amazing stranger valentine search-o-matic [#])