Wanted: “genius engineer.” Prefer at least 40 ft tall.
They say one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. But have the hippies over at Soap Lake taken in more trash than treasure?
Plans to “borrow” Target Corp’s giant 50-foot-tall lava lamp (last seen at New York’s Times Square) were going swimmingly until the dismantled pieces arrived in Washington on four flatbed trailers. All thirty thousand pounds of it.
That was when someone realized that setting up a giant lava lamp was possibly going to be a little more complicated than setting up a table-top lava lamp. Now the Spring Fling opening is in jeopardy until they can raise the thousands of dollars needed to pay a team of giant engineers to put it together.
On a seemingly unrelated note, does anyone know how long pot brownies keep for?
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If they didn’t think as far as setting the damn thing up, I suspect they haven’t thought much about the cost of powering it either. Just imagine the cost of heating up a 30,000 lb. lava lamp! It also might take a little longer to heat it up compared to the desk top variety.