You know it’s a slow news day when Komo 4 News has Rocky Spencer, Wildlife Biologist, ON TV, playing in bear poo and sniffing it. I mean, really.

Best quote of the clip: where Rocky says, “I’d say there’s probably about a… 65, 70 percent chance that it is [bear poo].”

Waitaminute. You mean, you did a whole news report on a piece of poo, and your FOREMOST BEAR-TRACKER (in the state) isn’t even 100 percent on the bear-ness of the poo?

I feel like calling Comcast up and demanding my money back. I don’t want to pay for THAT channel anymore.