dept. of found objects
Locals are reporting the appearance of a contender for Seattle’s largest hairball. Taking up residence at the corner of Twelfth and Harrison in the Capitol Hill neighborhood, the unidentified object invites investigation by interested parties. After encountering the mysterious item on consecutive afternoons, your correspondent suspects that it has exceptional powers of indestructibility. Nevertheless, in the interest of preserving the oddity for future generations, it was moved to a nearby rock.
Speculation on the origin of the hairball and its connection to the concurrent flood of “lost cat” posters are encouraged.
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