It’s really nice that the local television networks are doing their best to resurrect the frenzied Mary K. Letourneau media circus. Counting down to her release from prison tomorrow [p-i], newscasters are camped outside awaiting the stroke of midnight to see what she’s planning to do with her first moments of freedom.
Maybe they should’ve just called her agent?

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